Total Medals Earned: 11 (From 2 different games.) Total Medal Score: 100 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/200 points)
Talk to the cat
No...
Win a game
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 8/20 (75/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
